Here we are folks, after nearly 24 hours of air time, this season of The Bachelor with human labradoodle Nick Viall has finally come to a close. And yes, I said 24 hours. You wasted an entire day of your life watching Nick spread trench mouth, how does that make you feel? True life –… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor Finale
To those of you who missed the three hours of mediocrity and women screaming at one another on The Bachelor, let me just say that I envy you. To those of you who sat through the three hours of mediocrity and women screaming at one another and managed to not throw your TV out the… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 10 + FINALE DRINKING GAME!
All I have to say is thank Chris B Harrison that this week’s episode was only 1 hour, because I don’t think my heart, soul and sanity could take another two-fer after the cluster f*ck that has been this season up to this point. This week begins with the first woman to reject Nick’s television proposal,… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 9
This week of Bachelor fun starts with the girls in Bimini sitting on the couch and chewing their finger nails down to the cuticles because their collective boyfriend Nick is being a wild card again and sent Kristina home without a rose ceremony. At this point even the girls have had it up to here… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 8
Let me start by pointing out that what I have been saying since the beginning of this blog has been officially confirmed – Nick Viall is the worst. He has one job and that job is to date women on TV and he is bad at it. So bad at it that ABC/producers announced Rachel… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 7
Who thought that having a bunch of drunk girls play competitive sports would be a good date idea? Have they ever witnessed sororities during Greek Week or Derby Days? I have firsthand and let me tell ya – it’s a damn mess, and usually entails a lot of tears and/or bloodshed.
As dusk approaches on the swamp we watch Corrine gazing out into the abyss while stabbing a clothing pin through Taylor’s heart. It’s a cinematic masterpiece.