There’s no better way to cap off a three day weekend than with an episode of How Trench Mouth is Spread, I mean, The Bachelor. It was 2 hours of female fight club and women getting drunk and crying, or as I like to call it, a casual Sunday brunch. Let’s recap… Group Date 1… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor Week 3
To my disappointment, Arie doesn’t take Krystal to Old Town for Sunday Funday to see if she can survive basic tasks like getting a table at RnR after 11 AM and chugging 25 mimosas in under 3 hours.
Ladies and gents Monday’s are once again a slightly better version of the worst day of the week because The Bach is back! It’s The Bachelorette’s turn to navigate the sausage fest, and our fearless leader is the beautiful, intelligent Rachel Lindsey. Or, as her former sister wives like to call her, Big Rach –… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelorette Premiere
Let me start by pointing out that what I have been saying since the beginning of this blog has been officially confirmed – Nick Viall is the worst. He has one job and that job is to date women on TV and he is bad at it. So bad at it that ABC/producers announced Rachel… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 7
Hello readers. My sincerest apologies for the delay of posting the week 4 blog. I’ve been a little busy the past week getting my editor in chief (aka sister) married in Puerto Vallarta, so if this recap is a little messy just know it’s because I edited this post while coming off a 6 day bender and… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – week 4