Full disclosure I definitely had to use Google to find out where the f*ck Geneva is and if the current heir to the throne was Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldi. Spoiler alert: she isn’t.
Let me just say that a bunch of hot dudes rolling around in Chubbies is the reality TV that I signed up for.
“New reality TV girlfriend, who dis?”
Here we are folks, after nearly 24 hours of air time, this season of The Bachelor with human labradoodle Nick Viall has finally come to a close. And yes, I said 24 hours. You wasted an entire day of your life watching Nick spread trench mouth, how does that make you feel? True life –… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor Finale
To those of you who missed the three hours of mediocrity and women screaming at one another on The Bachelor, let me just say that I envy you. To those of you who sat through the three hours of mediocrity and women screaming at one another and managed to not throw your TV out the… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 10 + FINALE DRINKING GAME!
All I have to say is thank Chris B Harrison that this week’s episode was only 1 hour, because I don’t think my heart, soul and sanity could take another two-fer after the cluster f*ck that has been this season up to this point. This week begins with the first woman to reject Nick’s television proposal,… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 9
This week of Bachelor fun starts with the girls in Bimini sitting on the couch and chewing their finger nails down to the cuticles because their collective boyfriend Nick is being a wild card again and sent Kristina home without a rose ceremony. At this point even the girls have had it up to here… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 8