Full disclosure I definitely had to use Google to find out where the f*ck Geneva is and if the current heir to the throne was Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldi. Spoiler alert: she isn’t.
Let me just say that a bunch of hot dudes rolling around in Chubbies is the reality TV that I signed up for.
“New reality TV girlfriend, who dis?”
Ladies and gents Monday’s are once again a slightly better version of the worst day of the week because The Bach is back! It’s The Bachelorette’s turn to navigate the sausage fest, and our fearless leader is the beautiful, intelligent Rachel Lindsey. Or, as her former sister wives like to call her, Big Rach –… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelorette Premiere
Here we are folks, after nearly 24 hours of air time, this season of The Bachelor with human labradoodle Nick Viall has finally come to a close. And yes, I said 24 hours. You wasted an entire day of your life watching Nick spread trench mouth, how does that make you feel? True life –… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor Finale
To those of you who missed the three hours of mediocrity and women screaming at one another on The Bachelor, let me just say that I envy you. To those of you who sat through the three hours of mediocrity and women screaming at one another and managed to not throw your TV out the… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 10 + FINALE DRINKING GAME!
All I have to say is thank Chris B Harrison that this week’s episode was only 1 hour, because I don’t think my heart, soul and sanity could take another two-fer after the cluster f*ck that has been this season up to this point. This week begins with the first woman to reject Nick’s television proposal,… Continue reading Recapping The Bachelor – Week 9