To my disappointment, Arie doesn’t take Krystal to Old Town for Sunday Funday to see if she can survive basic tasks like getting a table at RnR after 11 AM and chugging 25 mimosas in under 3 hours.
it’s a time for a new slice of man meat to judge/make out with women half his age in hopes of finding love and a minimum of 500k new followers on Instagram.
Full disclosure I definitely had to use Google to find out where the f*ck Geneva is and if the current heir to the throne was Princess Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldi. Spoiler alert: she isn’t.
Let me just say that a bunch of hot dudes rolling around in Chubbies is the reality TV that I signed up for.
“New reality TV girlfriend, who dis?”
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